<DeathVipr> One time when me and my friends were smoking a blunt it fell into the trash can I had just masturbated into. When I picked it out it had semen all over it. We continued to pass it around and I didn't say anything. Nobody noticed.
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<@Av4rice> Your spelling sucks
<+Phalanx> I have a hedgehog!
<DeathVipr> One time when me and my friends were smoking a blunt it fell into the trash can I had just masturbated into. When I picked it out it had semen all over it. We continued to pass it around and I didn't say anything. Nobody noticed.
<Arcus`> one time in class I smelled my finger and kept sniffing as I went up my arm and my friend in the class
<Arcus`> and the prof was all, "Hey, are you laughing at me?"
<Arcus`> it was great
<tuffguy> arcus that made no sense
<enjoi-> i was thinking the same thing
<Arcus`> damnit
<Mud_Golem> so fukin special
<Mud_Golem> i wish i was special
<Mud_Golem> but you're all jews
<Mud_Golem> pwned
<DRLEGO> the only reason i look at pictures on the net of other people is to see if i can make fun of them on my website..
<marbleman> RT
<marbleman> give me something to do on webcam
<teekay`> masturbate
<teekay`> join the club
<marbleman> HHAHAHAHHAHA
<Sh0t> i have bumps among my pubes
<Dirge> Sh0t: those are testacles
<Bowman11> somebody link to where I can get AIM
<marbleman> jesus
<DRLEGO> marble
<DRLEGO> we need machine guns
<DRLEGO> and a lot of frequent flyer miles
<mud_golem> hey, fran i need a pic of you to show my friend why we hate you so much
<Enjoi_> cigarettes suck
<Enjoi_> they make hands stink
<Parlments> so?
<Parlments> so does pussy
<Parlments> and you like that....RIGHT??
<Parlments> i hate america sh0t, what should i do?
<Sh0t> parlments: join the french foreign legion
<Parlments> haha
<WullOw> french foreign legion is hard as hell
<PoP-PoP> you have to carry that white flag everywhere
<Parlments> i hate america sh0t, what should i do?
<ChaosNaRf> well, your different than every black person in my chool
<Sh0t> wow people are different
<Sh0t> miracle
<TheHedge> you know, my cock was so hard a few days ago, it actually reached 4 inches.
<Ariok> i want to give the mexicans all of my money
<Rekker> so they can spend it on bullfights and lawnmowers?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<Azrail> last time i installed aim my boss bitched to me
<Some_guy> aim makes baby jesus cry
<Kurohyou> AIM lowered my standards for human beings.
<WullOw> aim pushed me into using drugs
<Some_guy> aim got my sister pregnant
<Azrail> last time i installed aim my boss bitched to me
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<_mrE_> spam goatse and tubgirl links then
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<HairyPrin> old forums were helluvalot of fun
<HairyPrin> now, utter crap
<Phalanx> well with fewer people it was more of a community
<Phalanx> than a zoo
<HairyPrin> i'm going to Montreal on the 6th, and have already got me a bitch lined up there
<DeathVipr> oooh you secured a date with marbleman?
<rt> I got sc a year after it came out
<rt> then I met drlego, dv, and xmen
<rt> BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
<hopscotch> i found a new emoticon for mud
<hopscotch> \oY
<Phalanx> every palestinian knows how to say "wheres the bus station?" in atleast 5 languages
<enjoi-> mom told me to apply at wal-mart so i did
<enjoi-> but i figure i wont get the job
<enjoi-> they asked me for my email and I put rape_the_mexicans@hatekilldestroy.com
<mud_golem> hahaha
<tuffguy-> your mom sucking too hard again?
<bark0r> thats not it
<bark0r> itchy
<Lethargic> my mom give you crabs again?
<Lethargic> wait...
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<Willlow> PALESTINIANS TOOK OUT TEH JEW INTERNET
<Ciarin> HOLY SHIT
<Ciarin> My water just broke!!!
<mud_golem> hahaha
<wcil> The sect of Hinduism I follow does not believe in Caste
<Fuzzpot> wcil can you do that thing from temple of doom?
<sh0t> wb's layout would be truer to the content if it had gay men docking in the banners
<_mrX_> you know, i thought i had seen everything the internet had to offer
<_mrX_> but seeing a girl snort jizz off of a mirror kind of changes that
<GODZILLA1> i was at FYE yesterday
<GODZILLA1> it's a DVD/CD place
<GODZILLA1> and I put all the "Passion of Christ" DVD's in the sci-fi section
<GODZILLA1> the lady caught me and called me a jew
<HairyPrin> why'd u move?
<HairyPrin> work?
<FreeCorps> various reasons
<FreeCorps> mainly cause its a fresh start
<Lelon> thats what child molesters say
(tauu)www.skycom.org/tmp/cum_in_guys_face_by_mistake.wmv
(tauu)NSFW
(Kaneli) no shit
<complex> i dunno what i'll get for christmas!
<complex> i said i wanted b5 seasons 4 and 5
<complex> that'd be pretty good
<Dirge> youd be pretty queer if you did that you sure would yup
(melog_dum) HAAAAAAAAAYHAH?AH?A?HA?HA?Ha/
(melog_dum) god i'm a heterosexual
(melog_dum) no wait
(chaosnarf) trikk: his account is xXazNkeWldUde and password:man
(hehe) man, thats the best password he can come up with?
( Av4rice) hehe: he was exhausted after the login
<h3h> i orgasmed while shifting a Porsche 911 Turbo into 6th gear going 160mph in my dream
<Ariok> you have problems
<xelpmoc> you are a true fucking faggot
<tuffy> i think from my 3 years at my school, i've seen ONE black person in my CS building
<wcil> the janitor?
<mud_golem> i passed out last night
<mud_golem> and they drew all over me
<mud_golem> my girlfriend wrote warbucket forums on me
<mud_golem> i feel like a fat nerd
<cf0> which school does lego go to?
<cf0> forgotted
<Phalanx`> BLCC
<Phalanx`> Bin Laden Community College
<Phalanx`> go flying carpets!
<Segundo> I want an autocracy.
<Rockstead> is that where robots rule? because that would be cool
<Segundo> You're thinking of a robotocracy.
<Rockstead> oh
<complex> i AM high
<CFF> you're high?
<complex> from a scale from 1 to jesus i'm like batman
< Drugs|> god i can't even see avatars cause they're on the right
< Drugs|> fucking assholes
< Trikk> hahahaha
< Trikk> woes of a cyclops
<@complex> hahaha
<wcil> rofls
<Phalanx> like oh god what did i do
<Phalanx> in before your mother
<complex> too late i was in there years ago
<Duldonkul> hey tk
<Duldonkul> guess what
<@TK-42-1> sup
<Duldonkul> you're a gay
<Duldonkul> *confetti*
<slackor> why would anyone not want to wear a condom?
...
<Sh0t> i break down sometimes and do a few strokes raw with some of the more long term girls
<Sh0t> but the tooltip always pops up to remindme
<Phalanx> I see you're not wrapped. Did you want help writing 1) Wedding Invitations 2)Baby Shower Invites 3) or Final Will
<Sh0t> havin a daughter is scary
<slackor> i will horribly disfigure mine at birth
<slackor> (if it isn't already)
<Sh0t> mght save you a lot of trouble except for when she really needs a man
<Sh0t> your dowry will have to be very large
<slackor> her dowry will be the internet's largest collection of flash games known to man
<Av4rice> carbons are actually quite attractive
<Av4rice> christians are just jealous that scientists get to date them
<dandaman> i wanna die from some disease after rolling around in fecies
<Segundo> Just have sex with your girlfriend some more.
<Drugs|> i don't do things by halves sir
<FreeCorps> except seeing
<Arcus-> my gf has glaucoma
<tuffy> Arcus-, that explains why you have a girlfriend
<tau_> oh dear bf keeps crashing
<Sh0t> tell him not to drink and drive
<Sh0t> faggot
<Phalanx> where's rt i have a job listing for him
<Phalanx> Failure Analysis Tech. Pay: $23.13/hr on W2
<Av4rice> what's laffo riot olde partybucket for anyway
<Phalanx> good threads that we want to save
<Phalanx> you see how that's working out
<Phalanx> i wish we had the dan thread
<Sniperr> hahaha
<Av4rice> hahah
<CFF> eVoLvEr YoUr nAmE iS gAy GeT tHe FuCk oUt oF WaRbUcKeT
<Drugs|> and then crying myself to sleep
<Phalanx> well it's only half crying right
<xelpmoc> goddamn lego mmog has me all hot and bothered
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<xelpmoc> if they make it totally open and let you build pretty much anything that would be awesome
<Lethargic> yes
<xelpmoc> i would build a giant walking penis to crush towns
<Av4rice> how long till someone builds a giant lego penis
<Sh0t> these rap videos don't reflect reality
<Sh0t> the chicks are non-fat
<Sh0t> i've never seen a gathering of more than 4 black chicsk without one being extremely large
<inkara> EXCUSE ME
<inkara> PRESIDENT INKARA HAS THE FLOOR
* Av4rice sets mode: m
<Av4rice> go ahead, mr president
<@Av4rice> Your spelling sucks
<+Phalanx> I have a hedgehog!
<DeathVipr> One time when me and my friends were smoking a blunt it fell into the trash can I had just masturbated into. When I picked it out it had semen all over it. We continued to pass it around and I didn't say anything. Nobody noticed.
<Arcus`> one time in class I smelled my finger and kept sniffing as I went up my arm and my friend in the class
<Arcus`> and the prof was all, "Hey, are you laughing at me?"
<Arcus`> it was great
<tuffguy> arcus that made no sense
<enjoi-> i was thinking the same thing
<Arcus`> damnit
<Mud_Golem> so fukin special
<Mud_Golem> i wish i was special
<Mud_Golem> but you're all jews
<Mud_Golem> pwned
<DRLEGO> the only reason i look at pictures on the net of other people is to see if i can make fun of them on my website..
<marbleman> RT
<marbleman> give me something to do on webcam
<teekay`> masturbate
<teekay`> join the club
<marbleman> HHAHAHAHHAHA
<Sh0t> i have bumps among my pubes
<Dirge> Sh0t: those are testacles
<Bowman11> somebody link to where I can get AIM
<marbleman> jesus
<DRLEGO> marble
<DRLEGO> we need machine guns
<DRLEGO> and a lot of frequent flyer miles
<mud_golem> hey, fran i need a pic of you to show my friend why we hate you so much
<Enjoi_> cigarettes suck
<Enjoi_> they make hands stink
<Parlments> so?
<Parlments> so does pussy
<Parlments> and you like that....RIGHT??
<Parlments> i hate america sh0t, what should i do?
<Sh0t> parlments: join the french foreign legion
<Parlments> haha
<WullOw> french foreign legion is hard as hell
<PoP-PoP> you have to carry that white flag everywhere
<Parlments> i hate america sh0t, what should i do?
<ChaosNaRf> well, your different than every black person in my chool
<Sh0t> wow people are different
<Sh0t> miracle
<TheHedge> you know, my cock was so hard a few days ago, it actually reached 4 inches.
<Ariok> i want to give the mexicans all of my money
<Rekker> so they can spend it on bullfights and lawnmowers?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<rt> I'm gonna host a tourney
<rt> where you have bettseck
<rt> last man standing wins
<rt> will prae be able to defend his titles
<rt> 3years in a row?
<Azrail> last time i installed aim my boss bitched to me
<Some_guy> aim makes baby jesus cry
<Kurohyou> AIM lowered my standards for human beings.
<WullOw> aim pushed me into using drugs
<Some_guy> aim got my sister pregnant
<Azrail> last time i installed aim my boss bitched to me
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<_mrE_> spam goatse and tubgirl links then
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<HairyPrin> old forums were helluvalot of fun
<HairyPrin> now, utter crap
<Phalanx> well with fewer people it was more of a community
<Phalanx> than a zoo
<HairyPrin> i'm going to Montreal on the 6th, and have already got me a bitch lined up there
<DeathVipr> oooh you secured a date with marbleman?
<rt> I got sc a year after it came out
<rt> then I met drlego, dv, and xmen
<rt> BIGGEST FUCKING MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
<hopscotch> i found a new emoticon for mud
<hopscotch> \oY
<Phalanx> every palestinian knows how to say "wheres the bus station?" in atleast 5 languages
<enjoi-> mom told me to apply at wal-mart so i did
<enjoi-> but i figure i wont get the job
<enjoi-> they asked me for my email and I put rape_the_mexicans@hatekilldestroy.com
<mud_golem> hahaha
<tuffguy-> your mom sucking too hard again?
<bark0r> thats not it
<bark0r> itchy
<Lethargic> my mom give you crabs again?
<Lethargic> wait...
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<Willlow> PALESTINIANS TOOK OUT TEH JEW INTERNET
<Ciarin> HOLY SHIT
<Ciarin> My water just broke!!!
<mud_golem> hahaha
<wcil> The sect of Hinduism I follow does not believe in Caste
<Fuzzpot> wcil can you do that thing from temple of doom?
<sh0t> wb's layout would be truer to the content if it had gay men docking in the banners
<_mrX_> you know, i thought i had seen everything the internet had to offer
<_mrX_> but seeing a girl snort jizz off of a mirror kind of changes that
<GODZILLA1> i was at FYE yesterday
<GODZILLA1> it's a DVD/CD place
<GODZILLA1> and I put all the "Passion of Christ" DVD's in the sci-fi section
<GODZILLA1> the lady caught me and called me a jew
<HairyPrin> why'd u move?
<HairyPrin> work?
<FreeCorps> various reasons
<FreeCorps> mainly cause its a fresh start
<Lelon> thats what child molesters say
(tauu)www.skycom.org/tmp/cum_in_guys_face_by_mistake.wmv
(tauu)NSFW
(Kaneli) no shit
<complex> i dunno what i'll get for christmas!
<complex> i said i wanted b5 seasons 4 and 5
<complex> that'd be pretty good
<Dirge> youd be pretty queer if you did that you sure would yup
(melog_dum) HAAAAAAAAAYHAH?AH?A?HA?HA?Ha/
(melog_dum) god i'm a heterosexual
(melog_dum) no wait
(chaosnarf) trikk: his account is xXazNkeWldUde and password:man
(hehe) man, thats the best password he can come up with?
( Av4rice) hehe: he was exhausted after the login
<h3h> i orgasmed while shifting a Porsche 911 Turbo into 6th gear going 160mph in my dream
<Ariok> you have problems
<xelpmoc> you are a true fucking faggot
<tuffy> i think from my 3 years at my school, i've seen ONE black person in my CS building
<wcil> the janitor?
<mud_golem> i passed out last night
<mud_golem> and they drew all over me
<mud_golem> my girlfriend wrote warbucket forums on me
<mud_golem> i feel like a fat nerd
<cf0> which school does lego go to?
<cf0> forgotted
<Phalanx`> BLCC
<Phalanx`> Bin Laden Community College
<Phalanx`> go flying carpets!
<Segundo> I want an autocracy.
<Rockstead> is that where robots rule? because that would be cool
<Segundo> You're thinking of a robotocracy.
<Rockstead> oh
<complex> i AM high
<CFF> you're high?
<complex> from a scale from 1 to jesus i'm like batman
< Drugs|> god i can't even see avatars cause they're on the right
< Drugs|> fucking assholes
< Trikk> hahahaha
< Trikk> woes of a cyclops
<@complex> hahaha
<wcil> rofls
<Phalanx> like oh god what did i do
<Phalanx> in before your mother
<complex> too late i was in there years ago
<Duldonkul> hey tk
<Duldonkul> guess what
<@TK-42-1> sup
<Duldonkul> you're a gay
<Duldonkul> *confetti*
<slackor> why would anyone not want to wear a condom?
...
<Sh0t> i break down sometimes and do a few strokes raw with some of the more long term girls
<Sh0t> but the tooltip always pops up to remindme
<Phalanx> I see you're not wrapped. Did you want help writing 1) Wedding Invitations 2)Baby Shower Invites 3) or Final Will
<Sh0t> havin a daughter is scary
<slackor> i will horribly disfigure mine at birth
<slackor> (if it isn't already)
<Sh0t> mght save you a lot of trouble except for when she really needs a man
<Sh0t> your dowry will have to be very large
<slackor> her dowry will be the internet's largest collection of flash games known to man
<Av4rice> carbons are actually quite attractive
<Av4rice> christians are just jealous that scientists get to date them
<dandaman> i wanna die from some disease after rolling around in fecies
<Segundo> Just have sex with your girlfriend some more.
<Drugs|> i don't do things by halves sir
<FreeCorps> except seeing
<Arcus-> my gf has glaucoma
<tuffy> Arcus-, that explains why you have a girlfriend
<tau_> oh dear bf keeps crashing
<Sh0t> tell him not to drink and drive
<Sh0t> faggot
<Phalanx> where's rt i have a job listing for him
<Phalanx> Failure Analysis Tech. Pay: $23.13/hr on W2
<Av4rice> what's laffo riot olde partybucket for anyway
<Phalanx> good threads that we want to save
<Phalanx> you see how that's working out
<Phalanx> i wish we had the dan thread
<Sniperr> hahaha
<Av4rice> hahah
<CFF> eVoLvEr YoUr nAmE iS gAy GeT tHe FuCk oUt oF WaRbUcKeT
<Drugs|> and then crying myself to sleep
<Phalanx> well it's only half crying right
<xelpmoc> goddamn lego mmog has me all hot and bothered
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<xelpmoc> if they make it totally open and let you build pretty much anything that would be awesome
<Lethargic> yes
<xelpmoc> i would build a giant walking penis to crush towns
<Av4rice> how long till someone builds a giant lego penis
<Sh0t> these rap videos don't reflect reality
<Sh0t> the chicks are non-fat
<Sh0t> i've never seen a gathering of more than 4 black chicsk without one being extremely large
<inkara> EXCUSE ME
<inkara> PRESIDENT INKARA HAS THE FLOOR
* Av4rice sets mode: m
<Av4rice> go ahead, mr president